Monday, January 7, 2008

The sick child schtick...

Oh, nothing to garner sympathy like claiming to have a sick child. I mean really, how many people are going to question a claim such as that.

from Nora Timberland noratimba@yahoo.com

subject Re: Adorable teacup yorkies for homes


Hello and we are very glad you are contacting us in regards to our lovely puppies.We got all our puppies still available to join new homes filled with lots of
love and care.We got a male and two females and all are 12weeks old presently weighing 2.1pounds and are expected remain small at full growth.We take them for health check ups every two months to make sure they remain healthy and we feed them with lots of healthy food to maintain their healthy sizes.We just moved over to Washington,Usa as our daughter was refered there for a brain scan and that where we will be getting the puppy to you from.They are paper and potty trained and are all dewormed.They are very sociable and friendly to all other home pets and kids and love playing in the yard with their toys.We are getting rid of our cute puppies because we lack the time and resources to cater for them as we are taking our daughter for a brain scan and will spend alot.All you are required to do is to pay a shipping fee of $200 directly to the airlines we will be using.Thats you do not pay any money to us but to the airlines we will be using and the will be issuing you a receipt to sign so that incase of anything your money is paid back to you instantly okay.We will need your full address and the closest airport to your location.The address will be clipped onto the crate of the puppy to avoid any errors in delivery.Our puppies come along with the following PlaneTicket, Pet Taxi,Food/Water Dish combo,Puppy Food,Official Health Certificate and Delivery to your doorstep with a special pets delivery van from the airport.get back to us at your convinience.