The adoption fee and the shipping cost $300 for each puppy as a

from rousseau ambe rousseauambe@gmail.com

subject English Bulldog Puppies For Adoption


Thanks for your regard to my add .Well i and my husband just re
located in South Victoria Cameroon on an international trade
exhibition going on here which will last for three months ,i'm willing
to ship and i'm very much happy for any body who know that he/she will
take very good care of the puppies cuz i'm searching for a good caring
and loving home or family that will help me adopt these my loving
babies.The adoption fee and the shipping cost $300 for each puppy as a
gift from mother and father X-mas .ok?
.First i wish to know where you are located cuz i searching for a home
for the puppies and how much time you spend at
home?Weill you be able to provide a home that will match the dreams of
the puppies (home with lots of love care and a home that will adore
them .When can you make if you have the puppies ?Sorry for all the
questions just that i want the best for the puppies .
Regards puppies mother and father X-masC C

Our response (ok, we're really bored, and using a misspelling of a very radical minister as our persona)
We are a loving, CHRISTIAN Minestry. We show the love, and rath of
god, to all. We would offer your puppies an excellent home, but
first, we must be assured that the puppies have no HOMOSEXUAL
tendencies what so ever.

Their response back...
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subject Re: English Bulldog Puppies For Adoption



Hello
I do appreciate that much the answers to the my question More
on that i'm soo happy my puppies will be going intoa Christian home
.This little girls and boys wonderful and adorable.
They are Akc Registered And Checked and the puppy health is 100 % OK,
current on all shot, My puppies are all current on vaccinations and
worming with A Year Health Guarantee also the puppy is potty trained
and home raised and socialized for tremendous attitude,excellent
temperament, super train ability and has that special people pleasing
personality.
They are vet checked,..So if you can provide this money ($300)which
includes the adoption and the shipping fee and and the receiver
address we are going to get the desire puppy shipped to ship to you
via express delivery on same day delivery, 5-6 hrs flight time , So
if you are willing to get the puppy today for your family , i want you
to get back to me with your Full name,Address including the Nearest
airport to you.
All papers would be coming along with the puppy.As well the puppy is
up to date on shots
please kindly Get Back To Me With The Informations Below If You Are Interested :
Full Name:
Contact Address:
Nearest Airport:
City:
State:
Contact Phone Number:
nearest airport or would you prefer the baby to
deliver to your
door-step?let me know
name on the Tag: katti luti the males Jackie and lora the females .
Let me know if you would like some puppies grooming and feeding guide
magazines so that I can include them in the shipping.Waiting to read
from you soonest as you can .I want the best home for the puppies.
Regards puppies mother C C

We wrote back...

That's all well and good, but you did not answer our most important
question. Have the animals (puppies) shown any homosexual tendencies
at all? We cannot have animals that have homosexual tendencies in
oiur program!!! We cannot have them in our church as they are AGAINST
GOD!

They answered, rather quickly I might add...

Sorry for not letting you on that the answer is NO NO NO the puppies
have never shown such an altitude .

Our Answer (and this is more fun than when we pretended to be Bunny Swann)

Well, that's all well and good, if you will swear an oath to God, and on the Bible (King James Version, as it is the only true word of god) and swear that you are a good Christian, we will take your word.

Now, as to the puppies. We are interested in both the male and female, as they are to be used in an educational program for our Minestry. We are to educate the public on the TRUE word of GOD as contained in the KJV Bible!!! We are located in Topeka Kansas, the nearest airport would be in Topeka. We would also like to ask if you would be willing, since this is a minestry, and since we will be doing the work of God, if you would be willing to lower the adoption fee, ,or to wave it.

Thank you, and God Bless.

They answered us back, again...tee hee hee...

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I;m a child of God and a Christian more on that for a christian home
which you are going to give the puppies it will be pleasure for me to
give them with all my heat to you people .well since you will be
taking two puppies i will reduce the adoption fee and you will pay
just $500 for both is that ok.So let me know if you are ready with the
money now so we can start the shipping arrangements right away ok..

We wrote back...

will check with the church secretary, and the minister himself (God Bless him and the Lordly work he does) to see if this is within our budget at this time (it should be, as i was earlier in the week)

Could you please answer some quesItions for me, how does the shipping process take place? By what method do you ship the puppies? How is their paperwork transfered? How would we make the p ayment to you, certified check or money order? Perhaps by credit carde?

Weird? Did they have a few brain cells kick in and figure it out?

nigeria time wasted i will ship to nigeria

Our comeback...

You will ship to Nigerian? We ain't in Nigeria, we're in Kansas?

(Ohh, she/he answered back. Well, they are still on the hook for now...)

well i dont accept money order or casher cheque i accept only western union.ok

Our response.

Well, that would be fine. The Hindoo feller down at the Quickie mart
can set us up with one of those. Once I get approval (put a phone
call into the secretary and the Great Man Himself) I can send the
money order. You just need to let me know where.

Must reel the fish in gently...

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No money order we do accept just western union money transfer only ok

PL's response...

Well, what ever, the fella down at the Quickie mart should be able to do it.

and

Well, I just heard back from the Secretary of the Church. He said that we only have $400 in the budget for this at the moment, so we'll only be able to take one of the pups, for the $250 love offering rate you had given us.
Very sad and dissipointing, but it's the Lords way.

(Now you watch, they'll come back, and offer to ship us both puppies for $400 bucks)

ok no problem .all you need to do is to send the money so that i will
ship the puppies in the next available flight ok.


Well, no such luck, rats...

Well, you haven't told me who to send the money to yet. I asked that
earlier, you never answered.

Two follow up e-mails, still no answer of who and where to send the money.

we are all brothers and sisters of God that will be ok for the puppies
to reach you .so if you can provide that right now , the puppies will
be shipped in the next available flight ok

ok should i provide you with the western union address that you will
use in sending the money ????

We ask again...

Well, I do need to know who, and were to send the Western Union money to.

And added

Are you gonna send us the male or female puppy? Because now I have to
go out and find one or the other someplace else so we have 'two by
two' for our program.

She finally forked out with the info...
Ok here is the details you will use to send the money
Name...............Rousseau Ambe
Address...........500 west 36 ave
City..................New town San Francise
State................Victoria
Country.............Cameroon
Zip....................00237
this is the details you need .ok

Eeek,now i gotta go out and find a fake western union confirmation number. Also asked them again...
Ok, I'll go out and send the Western Union now.

Which puppy are you going to send by the way. You also never said
how, as i nwhich airline, just something about sending it to Nigeria.
We don't have any missions there so I don't know why you mentioned
Nigerian. Unless that is where you're sending the puppy from.

She/He answers again...and BINGO

i will be sending the male .if possible both .($400) ok


(second e-mail from them)

what i'm not in Nigeria ,i just got mixed up.if you can send the $400
i will ship both the male and the female .ok

Yeah, and I answered (having found a fake western union number to use...

Well, I was just gettin ready to head out the door to send the money
order. It's a good thing that the lord whispered in my ear to check
the e-mail or I would have only sent the 250. Now I have to get the
Secretary to get me the rest of the money, then go see the hindoo
fella down the street. God Bless you for helping us in our holy
works.

Ohhh, she panicks a sec...

oboy i said no money order okay you di hear .

and...

any how send na the money .ok

And, a while later, we responded....

Well, I got back, and the money is on it's way Western Union. didn't
realize it would cost so much, had to pay the fees out of my own
pocket.

Ha, been waitin' for him/her to ask this...

can i have the details that is the senders first and last name and the
MTCN reference number ??

Responded with the fake number, and name.

Ok, the name on the Money Order is Wiley B. Johnson. (in charge of special projects here at the minestry) and the number is 8412381547

Let me know the details of when you're going to be shipping the puppies. The weather is cold here so don't want them sitting around at the airport, wouldn't be good for 'em.

Now, we shall see the reaction when she/he runs out to pick up the non-existant money order.

Sheesh, she hasn't even made it out the door yet.

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i need the senders first and last name ,oboy


I reply:
I sent it Western Union. just like you said to

She/he/it replies back...

you send a money order or you do a money transfer???

I answer...

I sent it Western Union. just like you said to

Heard back from him/her/it...

i track and nothing shows up .do you do a money transfer or you sent a
money order???

Our answer....
I didn't send a money order, you said not to. And I had the guy check
it here, he said it's been picked up already.